Coffee and Mismatched Breasts

Well, this one takes the prize for this week’s most peculiar mention of coffee. I was reading the latest issue of O magazine when I came across this gem.

(If you’re wondering why I was reading O, you can ask me in the comments or hit me up on Facebook…)

I’m all for good coffee becoming as ubiquitous as wifi, but I’m just not sure I like picturing my coffee with asymmetrical breasts. It causes me to have a flashback of that one chick from Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know, the one in the bar. If you don’t, watch the movie.


2 thoughts on “Coffee and Mismatched Breasts

  1. There once was a girl from Belsizes
    Whose breasts were of two different sizes:
    One was so small
    it was nothing at all
    The other was large, and won prizes.

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