Reviewing the New 5.11 Tactical Catalog

I got my hands on a new copy of the 5.11 Tactical catalog when my new tactical kilt arrived. I thought I’d jump right on it and review it for you…in my own way.

Here’s the cover- guys, guns, blah blah blah. Let’s get on with the good stuff.


It’s nice to see a few beards in the catalog, but where’s the fierceness? These beards are a little lame, um, I meant tame (actually I didn’t).



Maybe a pic like this for the next catalog?


It’d be easy. They could show me traipsing around town with my 5.11 briefcase.


I need to get me one of these tactical gnome patches. My patch is cool, but he’s not in tactical mode.



As always, the tac vest is one of their best products, but I’d like to point out that I owned one back when 5.11 wasn’t even a company. Notice the Royal Robbins tags and button.



And lastly, they have some really sweet doorbusting toys in the catalog.


It’s not really new stuff though. My people have been making quality doorbusting toys for centuries…

Dr Berserker shirt

This message was written by Dr. David Powers. You can always find me at Thanks for reading!








2 thoughts on “Reviewing the New 5.11 Tactical Catalog

  1. If you are not a member of the tactical beard owner club, please do not use the patch. If you are a member please destroy the countrfit patch on your bag.

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